OK, so my work husband doesn't get any of the benefits that my home husband gets except the pleasure of my company. But still when you have two husbands, it can be hard! So I've come up with rules to help you understand my polygamist lifestyle and maybe even help you expand your own twosome into a more poly amorous home.
Before the Rules here are a few terms to help you navigate this world:
Home Husband-- the person you are bound to legally and by heart
Work Husband--the person you are bound to by your job and laughs
Rule #1: Just like all other polygamist communities, this only works one way, so what's good for the gander is NOT good for the goose! What can I say, it just the way GOD intended it.(Hey it works for them)
Rule #2: Be upfront about it. ALWAYS, tell your work husband that you have a home husband and viceversa. Polygamy only works, if all parties consent and respect each other.
Rule #3: Home husband is always #1! While you must devote time and happy hours to work husband, so that he doesn't feel neglected, home husband always comes first!
Rule #4: Encourage family outings! Don't be afraid to be seen in public with both of your husbands. You have nothing to be ashamed of, it's totally OK to show the world your family dynamics.
Rule #5: Work husband can be straight and single. It helps if your work husband also thinks your home husband is cute or if he has a home wife! BUT It doesn't mean you can't have a work husband that is single and into women, but make sure that your home husband is secure enough to handle it, before entering into such a polygamist marriage.
Rule #6: You can always have more than one work husband. Sometimes it helps to have a work husband that will go to lunch with you or one to carry heavy stuff to your car, or one that will cover you while on vacation. Don't limit yourself but take it one step at a time.
Rule #6: You can always have more than one work husband. Sometimes it helps to have a work husband that will go to lunch with you or one to carry heavy stuff to your car, or one that will cover you while on vacation. Don't limit yourself but take it one step at a time.
These rules, if followed, can allow you to have your cake and eat it too! Having a work husband that you can laugh, talk, and de-stress with helps in not bringing home all the stress and nagging due to work to your home husband. It helps in creating a pleasant and happy home environment, and trust me your home husband will be thankful in the long run!
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